Cinco De Sucky-Timbers Lose!

May 8, 2017

Gary and Jason are bitter about the Timbers defeat to San Jose and spend most of the time discussing Beer, Summer Lake Soccer in Tigard, the epic Cinco De Mayo Party and other randomness.... Truly 30 minutes that you will never get back, similar to the 90 plus minutes we wont get back after the Timbers loss. 


Interviews from Summer Lake: If you Could Play Soccer at 1 Place, Where Would It Be?  (Not My Pants)


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REDUX-100 Days, 8 Seconds & Old Knucklehead Gores Again!

April 30, 2017

A Redux version Now Posted with New Content and Vocals!  Nasty Edgey and Totally Off Point!

Sound Errors------Fixxing and Reposting Soon! Jason and Gary dicuss the Timbers recent draw with Dallas, changes to the Tigard Summer Lake Game, Old Knucle Head and Total Re-Kolsch beers and Jason's recent ski trip to Mt. Bachelor. Live interviews with The Summer Lake Gang.....


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Build A Bonfire-Joni is Dead!

April 23, 2017

In this episode, Jason and Gary delve into the Timbers recent 2-1 win over the Wankcouver Whitecraps. We discuss a garbage goal by a garbage player, Darlington Nasty's epic goal and Jason tells Liam he is sorry! We review a few beers, a gnarly one from Sweden! 


Interviews with Jaime, Sean, Antonio, and Ian from Summer Lake-and a special guest Adrian from Hawaii. 


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Pro Rastling Not Real? Timbers Lose Really?!? Castle Grayskull, Totally Real!

April 19, 2017

This week Jason and Gary discuss the Timbers loss to Kansas City, The beer selection at Providence Park, Pro Wrestling, and Summerlake Soccer. We enjoyed 2 cold beer-Chocoloate Mint Stout and Bob-Toberfest-discussed and reviewed.

On Air Interviews of Antonio, Ian, and Sean from Summerlake Soccer. Tim and Cameron from the game with pregame predictions and 1/2 time observations. 

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Edits 4/19/17


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Philadelphia Freedom-Live From Paddy’s

April 8, 2017

Jason and Gary head to Paddy's for the offical Timbers watch party.  Several Black and Tans, Jim Beam samples and a plate full of Guinness Onion Rings later, the Timbers take home a win. Tim asks questions on the drive home. No Tittoos on this one-maybenext week!


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“The Plane-The Plane” Says Tittoo, A Revolting End…

April 2, 2017

This week we dabble with skiing, more beer, and discuss the Timbers vs New England Revolution match.  What is a Titoo you ask?  We discuss this and much, much more!

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The Nina-The Pinta-& The Santa Maria-Gary Get Your “Vincent” Off My Leg!

March 26, 2017

In this episode, Jason and Gary discuss the Columbus domination of the Portland Timbers, the USMNT game, and Summer Lake week 4....

Elysian Brewings Savant, Wild Ride Brewings Hidden Trail and Caldera Brewings Toasted Coconut are enjoyed and reviewed.

Shout Outs, to Joe from Trader Joes and our Summerlake Crew- Sean, Roberto, Oleg, Nikoli, Yev,  Ian, Brandon... Summerlake Soccer in Tigard Weds Nights 5:30-dark....  All Skills Welcome!  

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Houston We Have A Problem-Chipolte Beer and Saddle Mountian

March 19, 2017

Jason and Gary discuss the Timbers vs Houston match, Summerlake Soccer Week 2, Gigantic Brewings IPA-Gin Barrel release, and Rogue Brewings Chiplote Ale....


Tim, you were late once again-Section 208 for you!


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Sucky Sucky-An Away Win & the Beserker!

March 12, 2017

Jason and Gary discuss the crappy away win.... (a win is a win) The Douche Ejection Rule, and the Power of Ben.... Reviews of Midnight Suns Beserker, Seaside Brewings Knautical Kölsch, and Cease and Desist.... Throwouts to Michelle, Ian, Josh and Brandon!!!!


Enjoy & Cheers

-Jason and Gary



Minnesota Beatdown & the 207ist Lookouts

March 4, 2017

Jason and Gary try out interviewing during the Timbers Game. Fellow 207 Look Outs-Tim, Scott, Josh, and Cambot are interviewed before and during the match!  On the docket are also thoughts about LA, RSL, and other matches played on Saturday!


3rd episode and suffered some sound issues with Gary's microphone... Worked with it a bit to avoid re-recording the episode...  Next week will be bettter!  Enjoy


-Jason and Gary