A Loss To Super Smurf & What Exactly Is Center Post?

September 18, 2017

Jason and Gary Review the Timbers match versus RSL , Valeri’s MLS record, and the upcoming match versus Orlando.  We discuss the upcoming Timbeers Oktoberfest and Summer Lake Soccer coming to an end soon!

Beers Reviewed

  • New Belgium Atomic Pumpkin
  • Kennebunkport Pumpkin Ale
  • Sierra Nevada Brauhaus Miltenberger (2017) Oktoberfest
  • Paulaner Oktoberfest-Marzen
  • Ecliptic –Capella Porter
  • Benedictine Brewery-Black Habit


  • Tim Nichols (5 Cents Brewing) discusses Timbers form
  • Summer Lake Crew reviews what exactly does Center Post mean and how do you pull your groin?
  • Email from listener Dan Miller, What is a Marzen and how do you cure hangovers?


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Irma is Blowing, NYC is Teenie-Weenie; Says Jack and Diane

September 10, 2017

This episode picks up nearly 3 weeks since the last past podcast...  (Damn Vacations and Life)

We breifly discuss the Timbers current form inculding the Seattle tie and NYC FC Win; as well as a rare phone interview with Tim on player rumors and smack talk. 

We review a ton of beers!  Eclipitic-Chromosphere, Black Hole Sun by Pono Brewing , Gloria! by Block 15, Cleveland's Great Lakes Brewing, Dead Nuts Pecan Porter and Habituale by Saucy Brewing, Hansa Brewing Rye Here Rye Now Roggenbier, and No Fox Pilsner, Market Garden Brewing's #Kolsch and Terminator B1000. 

Also a shout out to Salt Water Brewing for thier Hurricaine help!   Be Safe guys!

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Live From The Donut Derby-Sucka!

August 14, 2017

This episode follows Jason and Gary's ups and downs at the Timbers Army Dount Derby.  Lots of interviews with the team, featuring our male Golden Boot (no such thing) and runner up Golden Boot Roberto, Sean, Oleg, Andy, Golisch, and many others. We talk with Dawn from the Derby and Jason tries the Kells Kolsch. 

We breifly discuss the Timbers current form inculding the loss to Toronto and the prior win vsersus LA.

We review a ton of beers!  r&R Pils, Zoiglhaud Pils, Bouy IPA, and Golden Road Pineapple Palisades. 

Jason reviewis the Miami Brew Scene after a recent trip. Saltwater Brewing-Screaming Reels, Sea Cow and Sea Cow Coffee.  Funky Buddha Pineapple Beach, Islamorada Ale, and Florida Beer Comapnies-Key West Sunset Ale. (Also discuss the opening soon brewery-Prosperity Brewing in Boca Raton)  These guys were totally cool and heled narrow down my choices. 

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It’s So Frickin’ BIG!!! Timbers, OBF & Tons of Beer!

August 2, 2017

Its a long one, but well worth it... Loaded with tons of interviews from the 2017 OBF with Oregon Beer Legends! Because this thing is 90 minutes, we have included time markers below. 

Soccer-In this episode Gary and Jason delve into 3 Timbers games, the USMNT game, and the MLS All Star Game. Vancouver (5 min) Houston (6:50 min) USMNT (11 min) MLS All Star Game (16 min) and LA Galaxy Preview (23 minutes)

Beer/Breweries-Ballast Point Beers, Ninkasi, Cascade Barrell House, Ecliptic Brewing, Hop Haus (42 min), Ghost Runners Brewing (54 min), Steinbarts, Fearless, Coalition, Pelican, Chainline (36 min) and Flycaster Brewing (33 min) and New Holland are all beers we rate and discuss.  Beer Reviews from OBF (84 min)-This thing is loaded with Beer Talk starting at 38 minutes. 

Interviews: Steve from Hop Haus (42 min), Mark Martin from NW Brewery Advisors (63 min), the legend Art Larrance (47 min) , Jeff and Brian from Ghost Runners Brewing (54 min), John and Mike from Steinbarts (71 min), and Jamie Floyd from Ninkasi! (75 min)

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Thanks for listening! J&G

Horst Made me Hoase, Hippy Eats Turf & a Wild Yeast Infection…

July 20, 2017

Jason and Gary sulk after a Timbers loss to RSL, Disucss the Donut Derby and this weeks Summer lake game.  

In this episode they explore Laurelwood Brewings Boysenberry Berliner Weisse and Mikkeller / Anchorage Brewing Company AK Alive-an American Wild Ale style beer.... This thing is CRAZY!

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HOLY CRAP- OBF, Sun River, Summer Lake Cup and Chi-Town

July 15, 2017

Jason and Gary explore the worlds of Soccer, Beer and River Floating while acting like complete asses.  In this episode they explore Lagunitas Night Time (Thanks Andy) and TinTinnabulation Pineapple IPA by Campanology Brewing... Atlas Cider, Sun River Brewing and Worthy Brewing are also discussed (KOLSCH)

 In this episode we play soccer, float down the Deschutes, enjoy tasty brews and discuss our beloved Timbers... 

Interviews with Antonio, Cameron, Roberto, Olig and Nikoli, Yev, Sweeney-Cakes, and the  Timbers Street Team.

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Hotter Than Hades, Summer Lake Cup Is Coming!

July 2, 2017

This episode covers quite a bit of ground... Starting with the Timbers vs Shittle game and ending with another late game giveaway to KC. Gary and Jason discuss all things Timbeers, including Jason's Man crush on Harold Hanson.  We feature ExNovo Tangerine Pale, Burnside Lime Kolsch and Takilma Kolsch by Climate City brewing... 


Thanks to the guys at Soccer Touchdown (STD) for the interview and shout out. The intermission cuts in this week’s pod are a tribute to you Gentlemen!


The Summer Lake Cup is open to all skills, held on July 4th each year at Tigard's Summer Lake Cup. The game will start at 12pm and will end at 2 pm. Bring a dark and light shirt. The group will be divided in 1/2 and and each team must have a goalie (even if nobody plays-your team must slect one). Winners at the end of 90, drink Session from Summer Lake Cup, Celebrate with fireworks and Merica' Music and get your team name engraved on the cup with the final score. 


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Jason and Gary

Tale of 2 Halves-St Johns-In The Navy

June 19, 2017

In this episode Gary and Jason catch up on several weeks worth of games... Gary is back from vacation-lots of interviews and lots of that crazy guy Tim!


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-Jason and Gary

2 Weeks NOLA, Bachelor and Saint John-Shittle Still Sucks!

June 1, 2017

Jason and Gary discuss NOLA, BEER (SMASH FEST, Brewski at Bachelor, Breuix Carre and Crescent City Brewing), Skiing and Garys upcoming trip to Saint John! We discuss the Timbers recent form with 2 losses to Montreal and Shittle.  Tons of interviews-Tim from Mt Bachelor and Lapine, A crappy Caleb imposter,  Ben from the Seattle match, Pat from Cresecent City Brewing and much more... 

This weeks Beer: VIP by Hop Valley. 

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Atlanta-Kim Jong Un-& New Orleans or Bust

May 16, 2017

Jason and Gary discuss the draw with Atlanta, Summer Lake Soccer in Tigard Oregon, Beer and North Korea's new ski resort.... 

Interviews with the Summer Lake Soccer Crew (led by Cameron)-If you couldnt play soccer, what sport would you play?

Beers Reviewed- Deschutes Brewery Abyss 2016 and Weihenstephaner Vitus.  

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Email- PortlandTimbeers@yahoo.com

 Next Week-Timbeers Live from New Orleans! (Happy Birthday Andrew)